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It so happens, Mr. Simon, that Howard has had discussions with Leonard Bernstein about the possibility of conducting an avalanche ... in E flat.
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It's the television set, Eunice. There's a movie on—a war movie. They're getting dressed for the big battle.
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Snakes, as you know, live in mortal fear of tile.
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Tell them to bring straight jacket! In assorted sizes!
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The point is, the point is... oh god, I've forgotten my point.
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The slight mistake, Mesdames and Messieurs, is in the so-called identity of these alleged colleagues. I don't know who he is, but she is definitely not herself.
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There is an old Croatian saying, Bollixter, which goes...
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There is no Hans. There is only me, Fritz.
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This is inexcusable. You can't come in here uninvited.
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Well, there's not much to see actually, we're inside a Chinese dragon.
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What do you think I am, a piece of ripe fruit you can squeeze the juice out of and cast aside?
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Who is that dangerously unbalanced woman?
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Why Ms. Burns, what are you doing in Mr. Banister's bedroom? Don't you know the meaning of propriety?
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Why, those are Howard's. What on Earth are you doing with Howard Bannister's rocks?
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You will tell her you are smitten with her, that you had followed her all evening, and you will make passionate love to her.