Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #105 - Never ****block a fellow Crasher. ****blocking an invited guest - okay.
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Rule #106 - Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy later.
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Rule #107 - Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating.
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Rule #108 - Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around.
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Rule #109 - Always carry an assortment of place cards to match any wedding design.
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Rule #110 - Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too.
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Rule #111 - Never, ever reveal your true identity.
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Rule #112 - Always Rawdog.
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Rule #115 - Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket