Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #89 - Know something about the place you say you are from. Texas is played out. For some reason, New Hampshire seems to work.
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Rule #90 - Of course you dream of one day having children.
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Rule #91 - Never dance to "What I Like About You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how...
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Rule #92 - Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and visa-versa.
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Rule #93 - Only take one car. You never know when you'll need to make a fast escape.
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Rule #95 - Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy.
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Rule #96 - Etiquette isn't old-fashioned. It's sexy.
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Rule #97 - Catholic weddings - the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony - horny girls.
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Rule #98 - The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully.
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Rule #99 - Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best.
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Rule #100 - Save the tuxes for "the big show" only.
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Rule #101 - Avoid women who were psychology majors in college.
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Rule #102 - No periwinkle colored ties, please.
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Rule #103 - The older the better, the younger the better (see Rule #21)
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Rule #104 - Be well groomed and well-mannered.