Parker and Longbaugh lean against Bar Patron's car as the alarms go off
Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you ****? Get off the **** car!
Hey dickless, get off the **** car! Hey ****suck, get your slippery **** ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the **** car with your **** ass!
Shut that ****s mouth or I'll come over there and ****start her head!
Bar Patron and Raving Bitch leave the line and menacingly approach Parker and Longbaugh
You're gonna wish you never **** got up this **** morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna **** you up! And then after that while he's **** up your **** gay uncle over there I'm gonna **** cut off your **** and mail it to your mother, you **** **** bitch! You gaylord **** bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you **** ****? You like to ass ****? Fontanella **** babyheads!
Go ahead.
You like to **** babyheads? You like to **** boys? He's gonna **** you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to **** wi…
Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna **** you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.
