I'm really proud about Brown son, but I need to talk to you about Gilroy.
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Mox I think it's a pig.
Billy Bob Yeah.
Miss Davis Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection?
Student Boner? Is boner one?
Miss Davis Yes! Boner is good, boner is very good!
Mox The male erection? Uh, pitchin' a tent, sportin' wood, icicle has formed, the march is on; stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, Rigger Mortis has set in; uh, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroom Head, purple-headed yogurt-slinger...and, uh, Pedro.
Miss Davis Pedro?
Mox Mmhmm.
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