Van Helsing quotes

53 total quotes

View Quote Village Woman: [Carl has just saved her from one of Dracula's children] How can I ever repay you.
Carl: [whispers something in her ear]
Village Woman: But you can't do that. You are a monk.
Carl: Well technically I'm just a friar.

View Quote Frankenstein's Monster: [hanging from a rope] Help! Help me!
Carl: But you're supposed to die!
Frankenstein's Monster: I want to live!
Carl:... All right.

View Quote Van Helsing: Bless me, father, for I have...
Cardinal Jinette: ...sinned, yes, I know. You are very good at that. You shattered the Rose Window.
Van Helsing: Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr Hyde who did the smashing.
Cardinal Jinette: 11th century. Over eight hundred years old. I wish you a week in hell for that.

View Quote Van Helsing: There's something down here. And it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be... human. I'd say he's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall. He has a bad gimp in his right leg, and, ah— 3 copper teeth.
Anna Valerious: How do you know he has copper teeth?
Van Helsing: Because he's standing right behind you— move!

View Quote He's the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I'd say that's earned him a drink.

View Quote Van Helsing: The Cardinal has ordered you to keep me alive. [He hands a Carl a bag of weapons.] For as long as possible.
Carl: But I'm not a field man! [Whining] Van Helsing, I don't want to go to Transylvania!
Carl: Do you remember anything?
Van Helsing: I remember fighting the Romans at Masada.
Carl: That was in 73 AD!
Van Helsing: You asked.

View Quote I hope you have a heart, Aleera, because someday I'm going to drive a stake through it.

View Quote Ladies and gentleman, I give to you, VAN HELSING!

View Quote Dr. Frankenstein: Good God. I would kill myself before helping in such a task.
Dracula : Feel free. I don't actually need you anymore, Victor. I just need him... he is the key.

View Quote Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want, dammit!

View Quote Velkan: I would rather die than help you!
Dracula: Oh, don't be boring, everyone who says that dies.

View Quote Do we have a plan? I mean, it doesn't have to be Wellington's at Waterloo, but some kind of plan would be nice.

View Quote I'm at war with the world and every living soul in it!... But soon the final battle will begin.

View Quote Van Helsing: He's a werewolf. He's going to kill people!
Anna Valerious: It's not his fault! He can't help it!
Van Helsing: I know, but he's going to do it anyway!

View Quote The air around here is thick with envy...