Van Helsing
The Cardinal has ordered you to keep me alive. [He hands a Carl a bag of weapons.] For as long as possible.
Carl
But I'm not a field man! [Whining] Van Helsing, I don't want to go to Transylvania!
Carl
Do you remember anything?
Van Helsing
I remember fighting the Romans at Masada.
Carl
That was in 73 AD!
Van Helsing
You asked.

