Van Helsing quotes

View Quote I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow! And I will live... forever.

View Quote Mr. Hyde: You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest.
Van Helsing: I'd hate to be such a nuisance. I missed you in London.
Mr Hyde: No you bloody did not! [shows a hole in his arm] You got me good.
Van Helsing: Dr Jekyll...
Mr Hyde: It's Mr Hyde now!
Van Helsing: ... you are wanted by the Knights of the Holy Order for the murder of six men, seven women...
Mr Hyde: ... four children, three goats, and a rather nasty massacre of poultry. So, you're the great Van Helsing.
Van Helsing: And you're a deranged psychopath.
Mr Hyde: We all have our little problems. [eats his cigar]
Van Helsing: My superiers would much like for me to take you alive so that they may extracate your better half.
Mr Hyde: I bet they bloody would.
Van Helsing: Personally I'd rather just kill you and call it a day. But let's make it your decision.
Mr Hyde: Mmm, do let's! [knocks Van Helsing across the room]

View Quote Anna Valerious: We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side of death.
Van Helsing: There's a brighter side of death?
Anna Valerious: Of course. It's just harder to see.

View Quote Carl: Why does it smell like wet dog in here?
Van Helsing: Werewolf!

View Quote Dracula: Igor, why must you torture that thing so?
Igor: It's what I do.

View Quote (to Aleera, who has been constantly saying she'll kill Anna and has just been stabbed by Anna) I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them, don't stand around talking about it.

View Quote Marishka: Too Bad, So sad

View Quote Aleera: Tch, tch, tch, so much trouble to my Master, so much trouble.

View Quote Cardinal Jinette: We have kept mankind safe since time immemorial, we are the last defense against evil. An evil that the rest of mankind has no idea even exists.

View Quote (after Velkan in his werewolf form came in during a rainstorm) Why does it smell like wet dog in here?

View Quote Mr. Hyde: [grabbing cord from grappling hook Vanhelsing shot through him, then tried to pull him off the church with] My turn!

View Quote Aleera: You can't go until I say you can. And I say you can go when you're dead!

View Quote Anna Valerious: Some say you're a murderer, Mr. Van Helsing. Others say you're a holy man. Which is it?
Van Helsing: It's a bit of both, I think.

View Quote Allow me to reintroduce my self. I am Count Vladislav Dracula. Born 1422. Murdered 1462.

View Quote Mr. Hyde: [on top of church, grabs Van Helsing] I think you'll find the view here rather spectacular. [dangles Van Helsing from church roof, laughing maniacally]