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Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: But it's got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What's Labrador?
Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. I had it on the table and the little mother****er ate it, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: So I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?
Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?
[song "Rockin' Robin" plays...]


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