A character in Up (2009)

Russell quotes from Up (2009)

Russell
Voiced by Jordan Nagai Up (2009) · 75 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in Up (2009): in 24 of its 75 quotes
Most scenes with: Carl Fredricksen (15), Dug (4), Alpha (2)

A line from Russell

The wilderness must be explored! Caw-caw, roar!

More lines from Russell

6 quotes
Russell

Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

Russell

I steered us with my wilderness explorer GPS. Boop, beep, beep, beep, boop. With this baby, we'll never be lost! [accidentally throws the GPS out the window] Oops.

Russell

I know this may seem boring, but I think the boring stuff is what I remember the most.

Scenes with Russell

17 scenes
[From the Exclusive Upisode.]

You got a run away in terror badge?

Russell

No.

Time to earn it!
[Both screaming]

Russell

Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir? What is it?

No!

Russell

I could help you cross the street.

No!

Russell

I could help you cross your yard.

No!

Russell

I could help you cross your porch.

No!

Russel

Well, I gotta help you cross something.

Uh... no, I'm doing fine.

Russell

Hi, Mr. Fredricksen! It's me, Russell.

What're you doing up here, kid?

Russell

I found the snipe and I followed it under your porch, but this snipe had a long tail and looked more like a large mouse.

Let's play a game. It's called "See Who Can Be Quiet The Longest."

Russell

Cool! My mom loves that game! All right then.

Russell

Hey, I love dogs.

We found your dog! Wonder who he belongs to.

Russell

Sit, boy. Hey, look, he's trained! Shake. Uh-huh. Speak.

Dug

Hi, there!

[Carl and Russell both gasp and tense up] [spooked]

Did that dog just say "Hi, there"?

Dug

Oh, yes! [Carl screams] My name is Dug. I have just met you and I love you!

Gamma
[The dogs are searching in the forest for Kevin]

Hang on, I–I picked up the bird's scent!

Beta

Wait a minute, what's this? [sniffs the ground] Chocolate, I smell chocolate!

Gamma

I'm getting prunes and denture cream! Who are they?

Beta

Oh, man, Master will not be pleased. We better tell him someone took the bird. Right, Alpha?

Alpha
[in a squeaky voice]

No. Soon enough the bird will be ours yet again. Find the scent, my compadres, and you too shall have much rewarding from Master for the toil factor you wage.

Beta
[Trying his best not to laugh]

Hey, Alpha, I think there's something wrong with your collar. You must have bumped it.

Gamma
[not trying to hide his laughter at all]

Yeah! Your voice sounds funny!

Alpha
[They both laugh]

Beta! Gamma!

Alpha
[They both stop laughing]

Mayhaps you desire to– SQUIRREL! [All of them turn their attention to a nearby tree; slight pause, Gamma whimpers] Mayhaps you desire to challenge the ranking that I have been assigned by my strength and cunning.

Beta

No, no, no… but maybe Dug would. You might wanna ask him.

Gamma

Yeah. I wonder if he's found the bird on his 'very special mission'.

Alpha

Do not mention Dug to me at this time. His fool's errand will keep him most occupied. Most occupied, indeed. Ha ha ha! Do you not agree with that which I am saying to you now?

Beta

Sure, but the second Master finds out you sent Dug out by himself, none of us will get a treat. [he and Gamma whine]

Alpha
[Lunges and growls at them]

You are wise, my trusted lieutenant. [presses a button on Beta's collar with his nose and barks] This is Alpha calling Dug. Come in, Dug.

Dug
[whispering]

Hi, Alpha. Hey, your voice sounds funny.

Alpha
[growls]

I know, I know! Have you seen the bird?!

Dug

Why Yes. The bird is my prisoner now.

Gamma

Yeah, right. [screen shows Kevin]

Alpha

Impossible. Where are you?!

Dug

Come tomorrow, I will have the bird, and then you will like me. Oh! Gotta go!

Russell

Hey, Dug. Who are you talking to? [screen turns off]

Alpha
[The dogs start barking loudly]

No, wait! Wait!

Beta

What's Dug doing?!

Gamma

Why's he with that small mailman?!

Beta

Where are they?!

Alpha
[pushes a button that shows where Dug is on the map]

There he is. Come on! :[They follow to where Dug is]

Russell

You gave away Kevin. You just gave her away.

This is none of my concern! [turns his anger to the group] I didn't ask for any of this!

Dug

Master, it's all right.

I'm not your master! And if you hadn't shown up, none of this would had happened! Bad dog! BAD DOG!

[Dug, insulted and hurt by those words, walks away; then Carl turns to Russell] [calmly, but firmly]

I'm going to Paradise Falls if it has to kill me.

Russell

Tents are hard. Wait.

Wait, aren't you super wilderness guy... with the GPMs and the badges?

Russell

Yeah, but... C–Can I tell you a secret?

No!

Russell

Alright. Here goes. [quickly] I've never actually built a tent before. There, I said it! Phew.

You've been camping before, haven't you?

Russell

Well... never outside.

Well, why don't you ask your dad to help build you a tent?

Russell

Ah, I don't think he wants to talk about this stuff.

Why don't you try him sometime? Maybe he'll surprise ya.

Russell

Well, he's away a lot. I don't see him much.

He's gotta be home sometime!

Russell

Well, I call often… but... Phyllis told me I bug him too much.

Phyllis? You call your own mother by her first name?

Russell

Phyllis isn't my mom.

Oh...

Having guests is a delight! More often I get thieves, come to steal what's rightfully mine...

No!

[picks up the lantern]

They called me a fraud, those... [illuminates the room, revealing a skeleton of Kevin's species, festooned with maps of the area] But once I bring back this creature, my name will be cleared! Beautiful, isn't it? Oh, I've spent a lifetime tracking it... Sometimes, years go by between sightings. I've tried to smoke it out of that ghastly labyrinth where it lives. Can't go in after it. Once in, there's no way out... Lost so many dogs... Here they come, these bandits that think the bird is theirs to take! But they soon find this mountain is a very dangerous place.

Russell
[notices the skeleton]

Hey, that looks like Kevin! Right?

"Kevin"?

Russell

Yeah, that's my new giant bird pet. I trained it to follow us.

Follow you? That's impossible! How?

Russell
[pulls out a chocolate bar]

She likes chocolate!

Chocolate?

Russell

Yeah, I gave her some of my chocolate. She goes ga-ga for it.

But it ran off! [takes Russell's chocolate bar] It's gone now.

[Beat, Muntz glaring]

You know, Carl? [illuminates a shelf of flight caps] These people who pass through here, they all tell pretty good stories. A surveyor, making a map. [knocks one flight cap over] A botanist, cataloging plants. [knocks another cap over, then picks up a third] An old man, taking his house to Paradise Falls. [drops the cap, glaring at Carl] I mean, that's the best one yet. I can't wait to hear how it ends. [grins sinisterly]

Russell

My knee hurts.

Which knee?

Russell

My elbow hurts. And I have to go to the bathroooooooom. Bathroom.

I asked if you had to go not five minutes ago!

Russell

I didn’t need to goooo theeeeennn! [falls to the ground;the house drags him] I don't want to walk anymore. Can we stop?

Russell, if you don't hurry, the tigers will eat you.

[sees Russell flying away]

Russell!

Russell

I'm gonna help Kevin, even if you won't!

No, Russell! No!
Pete Docter on Up (2009 film)[edit]

Darn thing! Come on, Russell, would you hurry up?

Russell

I'm tired and my knee hurts.

Which knee?

Russell

My elbow hurts, and I have to go to the bathroom.

I asked you about that five minutes ago!

Russell

I didn't need to go then! [falls to the ground; the house drags him] I don't want to walk anymore. Can we stop?

Russell, if you don't hurry up, the tigers will eat you.

Russell

There are no tigers in South America. Zoology.

Oh, for the love of Pete. Go on into the bushes and do your business.

Russell

Okay, here. Hold my stuff. I always wanted to try this. Mr. Fredricksen, am I supposed to dig the hole before or after?

[grunts]

None of my concern!

Russell

Oh, it's before!

[grunts again]

La la la la la!

Get down, you're not allowed up there! [Kevin eats the balloon and swallows it and the ballon pops; she spits it out] You come down there right now! [Kevin comes down and hides behind Russell] Sheesh, can you believe this, Ellie?

Russell

Ellie? Hey, Ellie, could I keep the bird? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. She said for you to let me.

But I told her no! [to Russell] I told you no! N-O.

Well, thanks for keeping us dry anyway, Ellie.

Russell

Which one's the front?

Oh, boy.

Russell

Is this step three or is this step five? There. All done. That's for you. [the pole catapults the tent cover in the air, then it plummets down the cliff] Oh, tents are hard.

Wait, aren't you super wilderness guy with the GPMs and the badges?

Russell

Yeah, but... Can I tell you a secret?

Russell

Alright. Here goes. [quickly] I've never actually built a tent before. There, I said it!

You've been camping before, haven't you?

Russell

Well... never outside.

Well, why didn't you ask your dad to help build you a tent?

Russell

Ah, I don't think he wants to talk about this stuff.

Why don't you try him sometime? Maybe he'll surprise ya.

Russell

Well, he's away a lot. I don't see him much.

He's gotta be home sometime.

Russell

Well, I call often... but... Phyllis told me I bug him too much.

Phyllis? You call your own mother by her first name?

Russell

Phyllis isn't my mom.

Russell

But, he promised me he would come to the Wilderness Explorer Ceremony and pin on my Assisting the Elderly badge. So, he can show me about tents then, right?

Hey, why don't you get some sleep? Don't want to wake up the traveling flea circus.

Russell

Mr. Fredricksen, Dug says he wants to take Kevin prisoner. We have to protect her. [yawns] Can Kevin go with us?

All right, she can come.

Russell

Promise you won't leave her?

Russell

Cross your heart?

Cross my heart. [to himself] What have I got myself into, Ellie?

Alpha

I will have many enjoyments from what I am about to do, Dug.

Dog
[After Dug put the Cone of Shame on Alpha which his deep voice from translator broke, all dogs gasp] [shocked]

He wears the Cone of Shame?!

Alpha
[in a squeaky]

What, what? Do not just continue sitting, attack!!! [All the dogs started laughingly] But, no, no! Stop your laughing! Get this off of me!

Dug

Listen, you dog! SIT! [Alpha obeys, so do the dogs]

Dogs

Yes, Alpha.

Dug

"Alpha"? I am not Alpha, he is... Oh.

Russell

Oh, I can't do it!

Russell!

Russell

Huh?

Caw, caw, raar! Caw, caw, raar!

Russell

You leave Mr. Fredricksen alone! [to the fighter dogs] Hey, squirrel!

Gamma

Squirrel? Where? Where's the squirrel? I hate squirrels.

Camp Master Strauch

...and by receiving their badges, the following Explorers will graduate to Senior Explorers. For Extreme Mountaineering Lore. Congratulations, Jimmy. For Wild Animal Defensive Arts. Congratulations, Brandon. For Assisting the Elderly... Uh, Russell? Is there someone that...

Excuse me. Pardon me. Old man coming through. [to Camp Master] I'm here for him.

Camp Master Strauch

Congratulations, Russell. Sir...

Russell, for assisting the elderly, and for performing above and beyond the call of duty, I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow: The Ellie Badge.

Russell

Wow.

Camp Master Strauch

Alright, I think that covers everybody... So let's give a big Explorer Call to our brand new Senior Wilderness Explorers! Ready everybody!

All

Caw, caw, raar! Caw, caw, raar!

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