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Up (2009)

Up (2009) quotes

67 total quotes

Beta and Gamma
Carl Fredricksen
Charles F. Muntz

View Quote Beta: Hey, Alpha! I think there's something wrong with your collar. You must have bumped it.
View Quote Gamma: Yeah, your voice sounds funny!
View Quote Russell: You gave away Kevin. You just gave her away.
Carl: This is none of my concern! [turns his anger to the group] I didn't ask for any of this!
Dug: Master, it's all right.
Carl: I'm not your master! And if you hadn't shown up, none of this would had happened! Bad dog! BAD DOG!
[Dug, insulted and hurt by those words, walks away; then Carl turns to Russell]
Carl: [calmly, but firmly] I'm going to Paradise Falls if it has to kill me.
View Quote Carl: [hears a knock on his door en route to rescue Russell] Russell? [Opens the door to find Dug] Dug!
Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?
Carl: Can you stay? Well, you're my dog, aren't you? And I'm your master!
Dug: [happily] You are my master?! [Jumps on Carl in joy] Oh, boy, oh, boy!
Carl: Good boy, Dug! You're a good boy!
View Quote Carl: [sees Russell flying away] Russell!
Russell: I'm gonna help Kevin, even if you won't!
Carl: No, Russell! No!
Pete Docter on Up (2009 film)[edit]
View Quote Carl: Come on, Kevin!
View Quote Carl: Let's play a game. It's called "See Who Can Be Quiet The Longest."
Russell: Cool! My mom loves that game! All right then.
View Quote Construction Worker Tom: Hey, morning, Mr. Fredricksen! Need any help, sir?
Carl: Uh, no... Er, yes! Tell your boss over there that you boys are ruining our house!
Tom: Well, just to let you know, my boss'll be happy to take this little place off your hands for double his last offer! Whaddaya say to that? [Carl blasts the worker with a leaf blower] I'll... take that as a "no", then.
Carl: I believe I made my position to your boss quite clear.
Tom: You poured prune juice in his gas tank.
Carl: [chuckles] Yeah, that was good. Here, let me talk to him. [The worker hands him a megaphone.] You in the suit! Yes, you! Take a bath, hippie!
Tom: [snatches the megaphone back] I am not with him! [to Carl] This is serious! He's out to get your house!
Carl: Tell your boss he can have our house.
Tom: Really?
Carl: When I'm DEAD! [slams door]
Tom: I'll take that as a "maybe"!
View Quote Muntz: Having guests is a delight! More often I get thieves, come to steal what's rightfully mine...
Carl: No!
Muntz: [picks up the lantern] They called me a fraud, those... [illuminates the room, revealing a skeleton of Kevin's species, festooned with maps of the area] But once I bring back this creature, my name will be cleared! Beautiful, isn't it? Oh, I've spent a lifetime tracking it... Sometimes, years go by between sightings. I've tried to smoke it out of that ghastly labyrinth where it lives. Can't go in after it. Once in, there's no way out... Lost so many dogs... Here they come, these bandits that think the bird is theirs to take! But they soon find this mountain is a very dangerous place.
Russell: [notices the skeleton] Hey, that looks like Kevin! Right?
Muntz: "Kevin"?
Russell: Yeah, that's my new giant bird pet. I trained it to follow us.
Muntz: Follow you? That's impossible! How?
Russell: [pulls out a chocolate bar] She likes chocolate!
Muntz: Chocolate?
Russell: Yeah, I gave her some of my chocolate. She goes ga-ga for it.
Carl: But it ran off! [takes Russell's chocolate bar] It's gone now.
[Beat, Muntz glaring]
Muntz: You know, Carl? [illuminates a shelf of flight caps] These people who pass through here, they all tell pretty good stories. A surveyor, making a map. [knocks one flight cap over] A botanist, cataloging plants. [knocks another cap over, then picks up a third] An old man, taking his house to Paradise Falls. [drops the cap, glaring at Carl] I mean, that's the best one yet. I can't wait to hear how it ends. [grins sinisterly]
View Quote Newsreel Announcer: But what's this? Scientists cry foul! The national explorer society accuses Muntz of fabricating the skeleton.
Young Carl: No!
View Quote Russell: My knee hurts.
Carl: Which knee?
Russell: My elbow hurts. And I have to go to the bathroooooooom. Bathroom.
Carl: I asked if you had to go not five minutes ago!
Russell: I didn’t need to goooo theeeeennn! [falls to the ground;the house drags him] I don't want to walk anymore. Can we stop?
Carl: Russell, if you don't hurry, the tigers will eat you.
View Quote Russell: Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir? What is it?
Carl: No!
Russell: I could help you cross the street.
Carl: No!
Russell: I could help you cross your yard.
Carl: No!
Russell: I could help you cross your porch.
Carl: No!
Russel: Well, I gotta help you cross something.
Carl: Uh... no, I'm doing fine.
View Quote Russell: Hey, I love dogs.
Carl: We found your dog! Wonder who he belongs to.
Russell: Sit, boy. Hey, look, he's trained! Shake. Uh-huh. Speak.
Dug: Hi, there!
[Carl and Russell both gasp and tense up]
Carl: [spooked] Did that dog just say "Hi, there"?
Dug: Oh, yes! [Carl screams] My name is Dug. I have just met you and I love you!
View Quote Russell: Hi, Mr. Fredricksen! It's me, Russell.
Carl: What're you doing up here, kid?
Russell: I found the snipe and I followed it under your porch, but this snipe had a long tail and looked more like a large mouse.
View Quote Russell: Let it go! Stop! KEVIIIIIIIIN!!