Carl Fredricksen
Darn thing! Come on, Russell, would you hurry up?
Russell
I'm tired and my knee hurts.
Carl Fredricksen
Which knee?
Russell
My elbow hurts, and I have to go to the bathroom.
Carl Fredricksen
I asked you about that five minutes ago!
Russell
I didn't need to go then! [falls to the ground; the house drags him] I don't want to walk anymore. Can we stop?
Carl Fredricksen
Russell, if you don't hurry up, the tigers will eat you.
Russell
There are no tigers in South America. Zoology.
Carl Fredricksen
Oh, for the love of Pete. Go on into the bushes and do your business.
Russell
Okay, here. Hold my stuff. I always wanted to try this. Mr. Fredricksen, am I supposed to dig the hole before or after?
Russell
Oh, it's before!

