Unfriended (2014) · 6 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Unfriended (2014): in 4 of its 6 quotes
Most scenes with: Jess Felton (3), Blaire Lily (2), Laura (2)
It's definitely a hacker. He's spying to get info on farts and boners, ok?
Mitch Roussel Is that what today's agenda is?
Well, we haven't hit the farts yet, but thanks to The Ken's Famous Salsa, the gas will be rolling tonight, baby!
That's so gross.
Never Have I Ever... got Adam arrested for selling weed.
What? No, please tell me he's lying Jess, you **** bitch!
**** you! I never did that!
Mitch Roussel Hey stop! It was me, man. It was me.
WHAT? Why!?
Mitch Roussel Does it really matter!?
It does to me, Mitch! They put me in handcuffs! I almost had a record! My **** dad almost disowned me for that!
Mitch Roussel Okay, you know what? We're not doing this shit here, everybody just stop. Pick up your phones, mute your computers.
I don't know where my phone is guys please don't do this.
Jess it's okay [mutes mic]
No wait! [gets up from bed and walks to desk chair whilst quickly glancing for phone]
**** guys.
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Guys, Guys! He can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
For a sec I thought this was real
Mitch Roussel How do you know it's not?
Stop trying to freak me out.
Mitch Roussel Or what?
Or... I'll send my dad to fight you. [winky emoji]
Your dad's not home...
How do you know?
Mitch Roussel Cause he's out drinking with mine. [sends link of Laura's facebook memorial page revealing the messenger to Laura]
