Unfriended 2014 quotes

6 quotes · 4 characters
Unfriended (2014) poster
Characters
Jess Felton Renee Olstead · 4 quotes
Mitch Roussel Moses Storm · 4 quotes
Blaire Lily 3 quotes
Laura Heather Sossaman · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Jess Felton & Mitch Roussel (3), Jess Felton & Laura (2), Mitch Roussel & Blaire Lily (2)

Unfriended quotes

Ken Smith
[upon Laura's webcam displaying a grated image]

Hey genius! We can see you.

What is that? Like a lattice or crate?

Ken Smith
[Ken sighs and stands up off his chair.]

Ken!

Ken Smith

What?

Uh, stand back for a second.

Ken Smith

Why?

Adam Sewell

Just do it dude. [Ken stands back and begins to wave his right arm indicating Laura's webcam is capturing him from behind.]

Ken Smith

It's definitely a hacker. He's spying to get info on farts and boners, ok?

Is that what today's agenda is?

Ken Smith

Well, we haven't hit the farts yet, but thanks to The Ken's Famous Salsa, the gas will be rolling tonight, baby!

That's so gross.

Never Have I Ever... got Adam arrested for selling weed.

Adam Sewell

What? No, please tell me he's lying Jess, you **** bitch!

**** you! I never did that!

Hey stop! It was me, man. It was me.

Adam Sewell

WHAT? Why!?

Does it really matter!?

Adam Sewell

It does to me, Mitch! They put me in handcuffs! I almost had a record! My **** dad almost disowned me for that!

Okay, you know what? We're not doing this shit here, everybody just stop. Pick up your phones, mute your computers.

I don't know where my phone is guys please don't do this.

Jess it's okay [mutes mic]

No wait! [gets up from bed and walks to desk chair whilst quickly glancing for phone]

**** guys.

[via Skype IM]

Nice try guys, let me turn those mics on for you.

[Blaire, Mitch, Adam and Ken's mics then suddenly turn on bringing the audio from their phone calls to the convo.]

.

Guys, Guys! He can hear you, he can turn your mics on.

[last lines] [sobbing out of control]

Laura, I'm sorry that we drifted apart!

'Drifted apart'? Is that how you remember it? I think there's more to the story.

[Laura then tags Blaire with the Leaky Laura video on her Facebook page]

No...

[the video shows Laura sleeping drunk on the ground, Blaire is then shown laughing in the video] [whisperly]

I got her...

[video ends]

I'm sorry.

What you've done will live here forever.

[many of Blaire's Facebook friends post several angry comments on Blaire's page]

I wish I could forgive you, Blaire.

[Laura signs off Skype as Blaire is left alone consumed in guilt and fear, the door is then heard creaking open, a pair of hands slams the laptop screen shut]

NO! Laura?

[Laura's demonic face lunges at the screen until it cuts to black] [screams]

NO!