Unfriended (2014) · 6 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Unfriended (2014): in 4 of its 6 quotes
Most scenes with: Mitch Roussel (3), Laura (2)
It's definitely a hacker. He's spying to get info on farts and boners, ok?
Is that what today's agenda is?
Well, we haven't hit the farts yet, but thanks to The Ken's Famous Salsa, the gas will be rolling tonight, baby!
Jess Felton That's so gross.
Never Have I Ever... got Adam arrested for selling weed.
What? No, please tell me he's lying Jess, you **** bitch!
Jess Felton **** you! I never did that!
Hey stop! It was me, man. It was me.
WHAT? Why!?
Does it really matter!?
It does to me, Mitch! They put me in handcuffs! I almost had a record! My **** dad almost disowned me for that!
Okay, you know what? We're not doing this shit here, everybody just stop. Pick up your phones, mute your computers.
Jess Felton I don't know where my phone is guys please don't do this.
Jess it's okay [mutes mic]
Jess Felton No wait! [gets up from bed and walks to desk chair whilst quickly glancing for phone]
Jess Felton **** guys.
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Jess Felton Guys, Guys! He can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
Hey genius! We can see you.
Jess Felton What is that? Like a lattice or crate?
Ken!
What?
Jess Felton Uh, stand back for a second.
Why?
Just do it dude. [Ken stands back and begins to wave his right arm indicating Laura's webcam is capturing him from behind.]
