Stanley Spadowski This is pretty good watermelon...[pauses and considers]...Tastes like poop. I'm gonna eat some Corn Flakes.[grabs box of Corn Flakes] These are pretty good...WHOA!! Free toy inside! Free toy inside!! Let's find it. [rummages his hand in the box] Don't let your mom know that you do this. Stanley Spadowski Watch out, Mr. Coyote... Aww. R.J. Fletcher This is a business, not a home for irresponsible pus-brains!