R.J. Fletcher Dear friends, I'm sure that one day you realize that by shutting down this hotbed of subversive activity... Raul Hernandez Not many people know this, but the turtle is nature's suction cup. [licks the bottom of a turtle, throws it towards the ceiling] Look. It sticks. Raul Hernandez This is my ant farm. These little guys can lift fifty times their own weight. They also spend weeks digging these intricate little tunnels. And oh yeah, they really hate it when you do this! [Raul picks up the ant farm and shakes it] Oh look! They're really mad now!