Daisy I see what’s going on here. You read this, and then you wanted me to come home and find this slutty little lipstick haiku so that you could be the one that ended us. Alec It’s not a haiku, there’s not enough syllables. Megan You know, I used to smoke back in college. But one summer, I walked in on my parents smoking out of a vaporizer and watching Italian porn. Alec Oh, my God. Megan Which is kind of the greatest antidrugs PSA of all time. Megan You are an asshole in so many languages!