Two Night Stand (2014) · 6 quotes
Megan
You know, I used to smoke back in college. But one summer, I walked in on my parents smoking out of a vaporizer and watching Italian porn.
Alec
Oh, my God.
Megan
Which is kind of the greatest antidrugs PSA of all time.
Megan
You are an asshole in so many languages!
Megan
Is that sort of what you had in mind?
Alec
Yeah, that’s good. That’s pretty good, you got the hang of that… mm-hmm.
Megan
Good.
Megan
No! If there is one thing that you take away from this whole experience… never.
Alec
Sorry, I was trying to cool you off.
Megan
My dad used to give me those. And now I am just thinking about my dad.
Alec
Ew, that’s gross, I’m sorry.
Megan
I think you severely overestimate your ability to break hearts.