You know, I used to smoke back in college. But one summer, I walked in on my parents smoking out of a vaporizer and watching Italian porn.
Alec Oh, my God.
Which is kind of the greatest antidrugs PSA of all time.
2nd most-quoted character in Two Night Stand (2014): in 4 of its 6 quotes
Most scenes with: Megan (3)
Scenes with Alec
4 scenes Alec Alec Yeah, that’s good. That’s pretty good, you got the hang of that… mm-hmm.
No! If there is one thing that you take away from this whole experience… never.
Alec Sorry, I was trying to cool you off.
My dad used to give me those. And now I am just thinking about my dad.
Alec Ew, that’s gross, I’m sorry.
Daisy
(about their breakup note)
I see what’s going on here. You read this, and then you wanted me to come home and find this slutty little lipstick haiku so that you could be the one that ended us.
Alec It’s not a haiku, there’s not enough syllables.
