“I see what’s going on here. You read this, and then you wanted me...” – Daisy, Two Night Stand ... Movie Quotes Database

Daisy

(about their breakup note)

I see what’s going on here. You read this, and then you wanted me to come home and find this slutty little lipstick haiku so that you could be the one that ended us.

Alec

It’s not a haiku, there’s not enough syllables.

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