True Romance quotes

View Quote Hey! get some beer, and some....cleaning products.

View Quote [Peeling out in reverse into oncoming traffic] We now return to Bullitt already in progress.

View Quote Mentor: I gotta hand it to you Clarence.
Clarence: I was cool?
Mentor: Naw man you were cooler than cool.

View Quote Dick: Clarence, do you have any idea how much coke you have here?
Clarence: How much?
Dick: I don't know, but it's a ****in' lot.

View Quote [To Drexl after shooting him and killing Marty] Open your eyes. I said open your ****ING EYES! I bet you thought that was pretty funny, huh? [Clarence kills Drexl] Well **** you!

View Quote That's imaginative. I have more taste in my penis.

View Quote Don't condescend to me, man. I'll ****in' kill ya, man.

View Quote If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.

View Quote [to his guards during a standoff] Monty what the **** are you doing just put your gun down. Boris, Boris shut the **** up. We're all gonna die here; these are cops.

View Quote I'm talking about a massacre. They snatched my narcotics and hightailed it outta there. Would've gotten away with it, but your son, ****-head that he is, left his driver's license... in a dead guy's hands.

View Quote Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're ****in' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that ****in' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no ****in' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no ****in' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their ****in' expression change.

View Quote I haven't killed anybody... [pause, interrupted by gunfire] since 1984. Goddamn his soul to burn for eternity in ****ing hell for making me get my hands dirty. Go over to this comedian's son's apartment, come back with something that tells me where that asshole went, so I can wipe this egg off my face and finish this ****ed-up family for good.

View Quote Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothing but you're telling me everything.

View Quote All right, no more Mr. ****ing Nice Guy.

View Quote Go ahead stick me right here. Go ahead. Do it!