True Romance quotes

View Quote Alabama: Did I do my part okay?
Clarence: Bamaloo you were perfect.
Alabama: Like a ninja?
Clarence: Like a ninja.

View Quote Virgil: Hi.
Alabama: Hi... cigarette?
Virgil: No... that's a very nice outfit.
Alabama: This? I got this in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Virgil: Alabama, where's our coke and where's Clarence, and when's he coming back?
Alabama: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room. My name is Sadie. We don't have any coke but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall. I don't know anybody named Clarence but perhaps my husband does. You can ask him because he'll be home any minute. He plays football. He's just at a... practice.

View Quote Cody Nicholson: [to Elliot] You just made it big time.
Nicky Dimes: You're no longer an extra...
Cody Nicholson: ...or a bit player...
Nicky Dimes: ...or a supporting actor...
Cody Nicholson: ...you're a ****ing star. You are a ****ing star. And you are going to be playing your one-man show for the next two ****ing years for a captive audience. And listen to this, you get out in a few years and meet some old lady, get married, and you'll be so understanding to your wife's needs because you'll know what it feels like to be a woman.
Nicky Dimes: Of course, you'll only want to **** her in the ass because that pussy wont be tight enough anymore.
Cody Nicholson: Good one detective, right you ****ing ****?

View Quote Cody Nicholson: All right you're all under arrest put the guns down!
Monty: **** you! All of you pigs drop your guns and back away.
Lee: Monty what the **** are you doing just put your gun down.
Nicky Dimes: Drop your guns now mother****er!
Boris: **** you, we can kill all of you assholes and you know it now get your ass on the floor!
Lee: Boris, shut the **** up. We're all gonna die here. These are cops.
Boris: So what, they're cops, who gives a shit? Hey Lee, there's something I never told you about me: I hate ****in' cops.

View Quote Boris: Call me an ambulance. Somebody, call me an ambulance.
Nicky Dimes: Shut up.
Boris: **** you, I'm bleeding.
Nicky Dimes: I'll call you a hearse... this is for Cody.

View Quote Lee Donowitz: Elliot, how do we know this guy?
Elliot: He's a friend of Dick.
Lee: Who the *static* -is dick?
Elliot: You... you want me to suck his dick?
Lee: Who the **** is Dick?
Elliot: Oh, oh! Who the **** is Dick?