From now on, my fist is gonna be so far up your shithole that every time you have a thought, it's gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring. Take control of your actors, or I will shut you down.
Kirk Lazarus
Robert Downey Jr. · 7 quotes
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Tom Cruise · 7 quotes
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Ben Stiller · 6 quotes
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Tropic Thunder quotes
Page 2 of 2Great. Let me get this down. 100 million... Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the **** bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time and as usual, go **** yourself.
I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude! You a dude who don't know what dude he is.
In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that it was okay to be stupid or dumb.
You know, there were times when I was doing Jack that I actually felt ****. Like, really ****. I mean, I brushed my teeth ****, I rode the bus ****.