A scene from Transformers 2007
Sam Witwicky

[Barricade transforms right in front of Sam]

Oh God, NO!!! [Barricade chases him] Oh shit, oh shit, oh God, OH SHIT!!! It's a bad dream!

Barricade

[quickly and ferociously]

Are you username: LadiesMan217?!

Sam Witwicky

I don't know what you're talking about!

Barricade

ARE YOU USERNAME: LADIESMAN217?!!

Sam Witwicky

Yeah.

Barricade

Where is the eBay Item 21153?!

Sam Witwicky

What?

Barricade

WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?!!

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