A scene from Transamerica 2005
Toby

And these shoes. Three dollars, a dollar fifty each. You know how much these things are worth in Japan?

Bree Osbourne

Three dollars?

Toby

Like 500 dollars. Japanese people kill for old Nikes.

Bree Osbourne

Then you probably should avoid wearing them in Japan.

Toby

Yeah, I'd probably be, like, disemboweled by a ninja.

Bree Osbourne

You don't have to say "like". "Probably disemboweled by a ninja" is sufficient. And please don't put your feet up on the dashboard.

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