According to my navi-computer, the...
Sheriff, this is no time to panic!
This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!
My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
Oh, yeah?! Well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
WHAT?!! What are you talkin' about?!
Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
YOU... ARE... A... TOY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're a-- Aw, you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell. [exits]
Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony! [sarcastically] "Rendezvous with Star Command."
