Slider [after Iceman shoots down a MiG]
Splash that sucker, yeah!
Played by Rick Rossovich 
Top Gun (1986) · 60 quotes
Top Gun (1986) · 60 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Top Gun (1986): in 5 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Maverick (3), Goose (3), Iceman (2)
Scenes with Slider
5 scenes Slider 
Yeeha, Jester's dead!
Won? That's bullshit!
Didn't everybody?
Hell no, man. We got our butts kicked.
Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?"
Yeah, and he's laughing at us, right on the radio, he's laughing at us.
Slider No, it's me laughing, dickhead. We won!
Pilots
All right! [Handshakes exchanged]
They won too, man. [points to Maverick and Goose]
That's not what I heard.
We did man. We got Jester-
Slider No, no, below the hard deck does not count.
Hard deck my ass. We nailed that son of a bitch. [gives Goose a high five]
Wow, you guys really are cowboys.
[Slams helmet locker's door and faces Maverick]
You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
That's right! Ice...man. I am dangerous. [Iceman bites]
Maverick. [Maverick and Goose look at him], you and Goose get your butts outta that flight gear and up to Viper's office now. [Heads out of the locker room]
Slider Remember, boys, no points for second place.
You're a lot brighter than you look-
Slider Oh, you shut up.
Hey, Slider! I thought you wanted to be a pilot, man, what happened?
Slider Goose, you're such a dickhead. Whose butt did you kiss to get in here, huh?
The list is long, but distinguished.
Slider Yeah, well so's my Johnson.
Slider [Charlie has just given Maverick her address while pretending to turn down his date offer]
Crashed and burned! Huh, Mav?
Hey, Slider. [sniffs] You stink!
[Slider sniffs his armpit, while Sundown laughs]
Sorry to hear about Cougar. He and I were like brothers in flight school. He was a good man.
Still is a good man.
Yeah, that's what I meant. [pause] You need any help?
With what?
You figured it out yet?
What's that?
Who's the best pilot.
You know, I think I can figure that one out on my own.
I heard that about you. You like to work alone.
Slider Mav, you must've sold under a lucky star, huh? I mean, first the MiG, and then you guys slide into Cougar's spot.
We didn't slide into Cougar's spot. It was ours, okay?
Slider Yeah, well, some pilots wait their whole career just to see a MiG up close. Guess you guys are lucky and famous, huh?
No, you mean notorious. See you later.
You can count on it.
