A scene from Top Gun 1986
Goose

Hey, Slider! I thought you wanted to be a pilot, man, what happened?

Slider

Goose, you're such a dickhead. Whose butt did you kiss to get in here, huh?

Goose

The list is long, but distinguished.

Slider

Yeah, well so's my Johnson.

In this scene

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