Jester quotes from Top Gun (1986)

Jester

That was some of the best flying I've seen to date - right up to the part where you got killed. You never, never leave your wingman.

Goose

Yeeha, Jester's dead!

Wolfman

Won? That's bullshit!

Goose

Didn't everybody?

Hollywood

Hell no, man. We got our butts kicked.

Wolfman

Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?"

Hollywood

Yeah, and he's laughing at us, right on the radio, he's laughing at us.

Slider

No, it's me laughing, dickhead. We won!

All right! [Handshakes exchanged]

Wolfman

They won too, man. [points to Maverick and Goose]

That's not what I heard.

Goose

We did man. We got Jester-

Slider

No, no, below the hard deck does not count.

Maverick

Hard deck my ass. We nailed that son of a bitch. [gives Goose a high five]

Wow, you guys really are cowboys.

Maverick

What's your problem, Kazanski?

You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.

Maverick

That's right! Ice...man. I am dangerous. [Iceman bites]

Jester

Maverick. [Maverick and Goose look at him], you and Goose get your butts outta that flight gear and up to Viper's office now. [Heads out of the locker room]

Slider

Remember, boys, no points for second place.

Goose

You're a lot brighter than you look-

Slider

Oh, you shut up.

Jester

His health report says it all: he's a wild card. Flys by the seat of his pants, completely unpredictable.

Viper

He got you, didn't he?

Jester

Yeah.

Viper

Maverick. I flew with his old man. Let me ask you something, if you had to go into battle, would you want him on you side?

Jester

I don't know, I just don't know.

Viper

Let me ask you something, if you had to go into battle, would you want him with you?

Jester

I don't know. I just don't know.