Evil
What sort of Supreme Being created such riffraff? Is this not the workings of a complete incompetent?
Baxi Brazilia III
But He created you, Evil One!
Evil
What did you say?
Baxi
Well He created you, so He can't be totally— [Evil blows him to bits]
Evil
Never talk to me like that again! No one created me! I am Evil. Evil existed long before good. I made myself. I cannot be unmade. I am all powerful! [Minions applaud]
Cartwright
But why, if that's the case, are you unable to escape from this fortress? [Evil obliterates him]
Evil
It's a good question. Why have I let the Supreme Being keep me here in the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?
Robert
Because you—
Evil
Shut up. I'm speaking rhetorically.
Robert
Oh, of course.
Evil
I let Him keep me here in order to lull Him into a false sense of security.
