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James: You all right?
Mildred Hayes: I think I wanna go home now. Don't give me any shit, James. I'll do it another night, alright?
James: Why would I wanna do it another night, when you've been embarrassed to be here ever since we arrived.
Mildred Hayes: For Christ sake. I didn't force you to come on this date, alright? You forced me.
James: Forced you? I asked you on a date. Wow. You know, I know I'm not that much of a catch. I know I'm a dwarf who sells used cars and has a drinkin' problem, I know that. But who the hell are you, ma'am? You're that billboard lady who never smiles, never has a good word to say about anybody, and who in evenin' times set ****in' fire to police stations! [tearfully] And I'm the one whose not a catch. [gets up from his seat, leaves the table]
Mildred Hayes: Hey.
James: [tearfully] You know, I didn't have to come and hold your ladder.
[leaves]
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