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Donny: You know... I really love that Neil Diamond. Especially that song they sing at the, uh, the Red Sox games. It's just so infectious. You just can't help but sing along. [starts singing] Hands, touching hands, reaching out. Touching me, touching you. Sweet Caroline...
Ted: [suddenly sings out due to temptation] Bah bah bah! --****! [Donny jumps to grab Ted and starts punching him] Crazy son of a bitch!
Vendor: Hey! What are you doin' to that bear?!
Donny: I'm sorry, I, uh...
Vendor: You better be planning on buying that!
Donny: He just reminds me of when I was a kid.
Vendor: Yeah, that's great. $40. [Donny grabs cash]
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