Most scenes together: Belle & Andy Washburn (8)
You drove your wheels through a bodega, and you killed Detective Manuel's parrot.
Detective Manuel knew what he was risking when he took the parrot on the stakeout.
I don't believe you.
So ridiculous. Of all pets, I mean. Its the one that talks.
Hey! What the hell is your problem? (wipes off window)
Cabbie, I need to be at the J.F.K. in fifteen minutes. 100 bucks says I make it.
Whoo! Done. You jumped in the right cab today.
I don't usually stop for white guys. It's my way of balancing the universe.
That's fourteen minutes.
Freeze! Offical police business! I'm gonna need-
The redhead is sayin' she doesn't want to kill a cop. So, if we just play it cool then they'll leave us here tied up.
Okay. Okay. I'll play it cool. Play it cool. (winks)
Okay. Hey...what was that wink for?
Shh. Hey, trust me.
No, no, no, no, no, man. What was that about?
Shh. Trust me. Trust me.
Trust you?
Yeah.
Trust you? Hell no. Uh-uh. No way. (to bank robbers) Hey! Excuse me! Excuse me! Don't mean to interrupt. He's gonna do something. He just winked at me.
Hey, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
Yeah!
Uh, I got a problem getting SHOT! (to red-headed bank robber) Did you frisk him?
Red-headed Bank Robber Si.
Well frisk his ass again! He got at least one more gun on him. Cavity-search him!
I do not! (to robbers) I swear!
He's got a gun and he's gonna use it! He's crazy.
Whose side are you on?
MINE!
You didn't see my nads, did ya?
This is your unmarked car? A Daewoo? Man, I know people. I can't be seen in this thing. Open the door. I don't wanna get Daewoo on my hands.
So, you got guy problems, huh? Overheard you and your man on the phone. Want a little bit of wisdom from the man side? I'll give it to you. Men, are like cats, you know? Sure, we'll play with the ball of yarn, unless you want us to play with the ball of yarn. Trick is, hide the ball of yarn. (laughs) But, don't hide it where you can't find it, you know? "Hey what's the ball of yarn doin' in the fridge?" Whatever, you know what I'm sayin'?
I sound like Barry White's illegtimate white grandson.
Everyone has their weaknesses, okay! Superman has Kryptonite. Indiana Jones has snakes. You know? Whitney Houston has Bobby Brown...or vice versa.
I remember savin' this one, I remember savin' this one. Oh, hey, Jesse!
I'm not a very good driver!
Ready to try and smoke you.
That skank shot me.
