(to Belle)
Anyway, we're all real proud of you for getting your taxi license. Knowing that you're behind the wheel of a taxi in our fair city...makes us want to move to Albany.
Andy Washburn
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Most scenes together: Belle & Andy Washburn (8)
Taxi quotes
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Female Police Officer Washburn? What a loser!
Andy. (grabs Andy's face and lifts it to hers) Look at me, my darling. You didn't drive it through another bodega, did you?
That was you?! It was you! You was on the cover of the Post. You killed that parrot.
Well, Andy's not a very strong driver. See, he had a really bad experience when he had his first driving lesson.
Driving lesson?! You call that a driving lesson?
Mm, yes!
Dad let go of the wheel and said: "You better steer or else you're gonna kill the whole family"!
Yeah. It was good for you.
We were going 90. I was six!
That's right. And that's the way he taught you to swim.
I can't swim either!
(with fake Cuban accent)
You guys are ever in Havana, you give me a call, okay? We'll have some tequila, cerveza. You know? Okay? Mi casco es su casco.
Man
(suspiciously)
What part?
Uh, you ask me where I'm from?
Man
Yeah. What part?
What part am I from? (stalling) Uh, what part of Havana?
Man
Yeah.
You now, on the-uh, I live around the corner of uh, uh...Castro Street.
Man
(looks at Andy then at his cohorts)
Show's over, pig!
(Shootout begins, Andy and partner flee) (to partner, while running down stairs)
How can there not be a Castro Street in Cuba? That's insane!
(holding badge)
Hey! See this? This is a badge, okay? That means you're not allowed to SCREAM AT ME!
All I have to go on is the M.O., modus operandi. That's police jargon for-
Right. Whatever. It's both.
(to Lieutenant Martha Robbins and FBI Agent Mullins)
Ballistic test?! On what? We already know who shot my cab. (referring to Andy) It was that stupid idiot right there with that dumb look on his face.
That's not fair. Agent Mullins wasn't even on the scene
Come on. Everybody's got a few tickets.
Agent Mullins Not 75. And not on a bycicle, Miss Williams.
Hey, why are we not doing this at the station?
Sometimes a good cop's got to bend the rules so that laws don't get broken. You know what I'm sayin'? I'm not afraid to live outside the law.
Stop playing! You live next door to your mom?
It makes her feel safe.
She's must not've seen you in action.
What kind of grown-ass man live ten feet away from his mom?
I wouldn't talk so much Isabelle Precious Williams
Who told you about my name?
It's in your record. Precious. (mocking) My Precious.
Go ahead. Say it again. Say it again, and see what happens. I dare you. (Andy doesn't say anything else. Belle turns over and falls asleep)
Jeff Gordon
Congratulations Belle.
Jesse (sniffs Belle's clothes)
Wait a minute. Who you wearin' perfume for?
What? Oh, no, no, no, no. No, I cut through Macy's. I got tagged.
Jesse Uh-huh.
Why, you like it? Is it me?
Jesse Look, lemme tell you something, baby. There's only one thing I like on you.
What's that?
Jesse And that's me.
(they kiss)
Lieutenant Martha Robbins
Washburn, you took a cab to a robbery? You thought that was okay?
W-well, yeah.