“I like to think of Jesus with, like, big eagle's wings, singin' lead...” – Cal, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ... Movie Quotes Database

Cal

I like to think of Jesus with, like, big eagle's wings, singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like, an angel band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk...

Carly

Hey, Cal, why don't you just shut up?

Cal

Yes, ma'am.

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