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View Quote Excuse me darling. I'm sorry. Wow. I want you to remember this face here, OK, this is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.

View Quote Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend.

View Quote I don't know what it was, it was...a...drugs are bad, Jenny eat something, whatever. It's an After School special.

View Quote Michael, is he clean?

View Quote If you call too soon, you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.

View Quote You ready, Hip Hop?

View Quote You watchin', New Kids on the Block?

View Quote God bless him. God bless that kid!

View Quote There she is, the wonderful lady. Personality plus! Nothing but smiles for me whenever I come in here.

View Quote 'm not even hungry; I couldn't touch it. [Hands plate to guy at next table]

View Quote I'm the asshole? I'm the asshole in the place yeah? Yeah, well I'm outta here. I would never eat here, I would never eat here anyway.

View Quote Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood.

View Quote I could have been out with Sue one night drinkin' somewhere and told her I was a racecar driver.

View Quote So, you called her up, right, err...you didn't call her. Why didn't you call her? You said you didn't call her. Why didn't you call her? Mike...Mike...

View Quote It's so ****ing on!