
Superbad quotes
112 total quotesOfficer Michaels
Officer Slater
Seth
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It's 10:33... here.
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Wait are you guys still picking me up from work?... Can you answer me?
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It's not the going with the ladies that concerns me; it's the ****ming.
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[To Nicola on the dance floor] Fogel. Sup?
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Why would you park in the staff parking lot? I mean because you're not staff...
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Muhammad is the most common name on Earth! Read a ****ing book!
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[After shooting up the police car] Tight.
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[Sarcastically, when teen opens up door] Oh no, it's the cops.
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[While standing next to his police car with a can of beer on the trunk, hears sirens] Shit! Cops!
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Spread your shit!
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McLovin! Why?!
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I'm sorry I blocked your ****.
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Nice mullet, asshole.
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[Yelling at Fogel in the bedroom] Sit the **** down! I thought we were friends, and then you go running away from me! We're friends! Why?!
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Eh, **** that, we're calling you McLovin!