“You know, I read that sea turtles travel thousands of miles on...” – Luigi, Super Mario Bros. ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Super Mario Bros. 1993

Luigi

[as he drives the van]

You know, I read that sea turtles travel thousands of miles on instinct.

Mario

Not in New York traffic, they don't.

In this scene

Mario Bob Hoskins More Mario quotes →

Luigi John Leguizamo More Luigi quotes →

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