Super Mario Bros. 1993 quotes

32 quotes · 5 characters
Super Mario Bros. (1993) poster
Characters
Mario Bob Hoskins · 13 quotes
King Koopa Dennis Hopper · 12 quotes
Luigi John Leguizamo · 12 quotes
Sergeant 3 quotes
Princess Daisy Samantha Mathis · 2 quotes

Most scenes together: Mario & Luigi (6), Mario & Sergeant (2), Luigi & Sergeant (2)

Super Mario Bros. quotes

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[the Marios capture Iggy and Spike and tie them near lizards]

If you two don't start talkin', we gonna leave you to these guys for lunch.

Now, where's Daisy?

Spike

No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, scallywag?

Where's Daisy, butt breath?!

Iggy

Where's the rock, over-weaning rogue?!

Not 'til you give us Daisy, biscuit head!

Spike

Where is the rock?!

SHUT UP!!

Now, where's the rock?

Iggy and Spike
[Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa]

Rock, sir?

The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!

Spike

That rock!

Iggy

I told you not to forget it!

And I told you to remind him! Without that piece, the meteorite lays dormant. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?!

Iggy and Spike
[nervously]

The plumbers took it.

[whispers]

Plumbers? [to Lena] Plumber alert!

[as he drives the van]

You know, I read that sea turtles travel thousands of miles on instinct.

Not in New York traffic, they don't.

Mario Brothers!

[in his cell with Luigi]

Yeah! That's us! You better get a lawyer or get us outta this chicken coop!

You got one.

Nobody touches President Koopa.

[rubbing his eyes in pain]

But he said he was one evil...

One evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie?

Toad
[sings]

Oh, oh, oh.
I'm sittin' here in a cramped detention,
with brothers from another dimension.
Thinkin' 'bout my... [stops] Say, what's another word that rhymes with "Dimension"?

Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it, so shut up.

[in the squad car, a wanted poster of Luigi and Mario flashes on a TV screen naming them Alien Plumbers]

Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?

Luigi, we're the aliens!

We are? Wow, cool!

[Mario and Luigi escape from prison]

They got us! What're we gonna do?

[points to a squad car]

#1: We steal this car. #2: I'm drivin'.

[the Marios try to escape in a police car]

Where's the starter on this thing?

I got a feeling about this, Mario-roni.

[types the codes to the strange controls to start the car]

I didn't know you could do that.

Comes from sittin' on my butt all day playing video games. That's what.

[before he and Mario get their mugshots taken]

Hey, yo, Mario, look. I grew an inch!

[during his mud bath]

Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.