A character in Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Mario quotes from Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Bob Hoskins

Most-quoted character in Super Mario Bros. (1993): in 13 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Luigi (6), Sergeant (2)

A line from Mario

Strap your belt on, kid. We're goin' in!

More lines from Mario

4 quotes
Mario

Treat your tools like a friend. Keep 'em by ya. Never let 'em down, and they're always at your side.

Mario

Mario Brothers Plumbing. No leak too small.

Scenes with Mario

8 scenes
[as he drives the van]

You know, I read that sea turtles travel thousands of miles on instinct.

Mario

Not in New York traffic, they don't.

Toad
[sings]

Oh, oh, oh.
I'm sittin' here in a cramped detention,
with brothers from another dimension.
Thinkin' 'bout my... [stops] Say, what's another word that rhymes with "Dimension"?

Mario

Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it, so shut up.

[in the squad car, a wanted poster of Luigi and Mario flashes on a TV screen naming them Alien Plumbers]

Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?

Mario

Luigi, we're the aliens!

We are? Wow, cool!

[Mario and Luigi escape from prison]

They got us! What're we gonna do?

Mario
[points to a squad car]

#1: We steal this car. #2: I'm drivin'.

Mario
[the Marios try to escape in a police car]

Where's the starter on this thing?

I got a feeling about this, Mario-roni.

Mario
[types the codes to the strange controls to start the car]

I didn't know you could do that.

Comes from sittin' on my butt all day playing video games. That's what.

Mario Brothers!

Mario
[in his cell with Luigi]

Yeah! That's us! You better get a lawyer or get us outta this chicken coop!

You got one.

Mario
[the Marios capture Iggy and Spike and tie them near lizards]

If you two don't start talkin', we gonna leave you to these guys for lunch.

Now, where's Daisy?

Spike

No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, scallywag?

Where's Daisy, butt breath?!

Iggy

Where's the rock, over-weaning rogue?!

Not 'til you give us Daisy, biscuit head!

Spike

Where is the rock?!

Mario

SHUT UP!!

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