Treat your tools like a friend. Keep 'em by ya. Never let 'em down, and they're always at your side.
More lines from Mario
4 quotesMario Brothers Plumbing. No leak too small.
Everybody's got tap water! 3 bucks!
No woman can resist the charm of a Mario.
Scenes with Mario
8 scenesYou know, I read that sea turtles travel thousands of miles on instinct.
Not in New York traffic, they don't.
Name.
Mario.
Last name.
Mario.
Luigi.
Luigi Luigi?
No. Luigi Mario.
Okay, look, how many Marios are there between the two of you?
There's 3. There's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
Mike! Mike! Help these Marios around the side.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm sittin' here in a cramped detention,
with brothers from another dimension.
Thinkin' 'bout my... [stops] Say, what's another word that rhymes with "Dimension"?
Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it, so shut up.
Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?
Luigi, we're the aliens!
We are? Wow, cool!
#1: We steal this car. #2: I'm drivin'.
Where's the starter on this thing?
I got a feeling about this, Mario-roni.
I didn't know you could do that.
Comes from sittin' on my butt all day playing video games. That's what.
Mario Brothers!
Yeah! That's us! You better get a lawyer or get us outta this chicken coop!
You got one.
If you two don't start talkin', we gonna leave you to these guys for lunch.
Now, where's Daisy?
No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, scallywag?
Where's Daisy, butt breath?!
Where's the rock, over-weaning rogue?!
Not 'til you give us Daisy, biscuit head!
Where is the rock?!
SHUT UP!!





