“Junior, you know why I built my office entirely out of glass even...”

Hunter

Junior, you know why I built my office entirely out of glass even though birds can't see glass?

Junior

I do not.

Hunter

[two storks fly smack into the glass]

Power move. 18 years ago, I saved all storks by getting out of babies and into package delivery. Now, this Monday at Storkcon, the board will announce they're kicking me upstairs.. I'm going to be named Chairman. Which means you are going to be named boss.

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