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Brennan Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?
Derek What?
Brennan If you lick my butthole.
Dale SNAP!! (He and Brennan do a high-five)
Brennan Listen, I know we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me, against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.
Dale I would follow you into the mists of Avalon, if that's what you mean.
Nancy Today, I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs.
Brennan Mom, I honestly thought I was going to be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he said, "Let's get it on".
Dale That was about the fighting! I'm so not a raper!
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