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[about Abigail] Girl has got body karate going on!
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Bitch, that's cheating! I'm not even dead yet!
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Can we skip this bullshit cinematic foreplay? I want to fuuuuccckkkk!
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Come to me, clouds. May you rise as an evil storm born to rip them open. Let the cover of night bear witness and destroy those who resist so they shall harm me not. Let the blood of many cleanse me, preserving beauty eternal, I pray you.
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I beta-tested for a while. It sucked. It's kinda like eating a beav. It's awesome at first, then it's just goddamn monotonous.
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I don't know what it is, man! I'm scared, I'm freaking out, man! There's something out here!.. (on the phone) Is that Abby? Wassup Mama?
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I hate telling people the truth and watching them get embarassed for that
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If you had any less sense, you'd be half a penny.
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My brother was all I had. That kid meant everything to me. And now he's gone.
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Sweet Sebastian Bach, I wanna play!
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Whoever said size doesn't matter never played a third-person shooter. Can I have a 42-inch this time? You know I like the big ones...
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You know what they say? You play the game too long, you start seeing shit and having seizures.
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You know, Phin? The problem with your mouth is that stupid, insensitive shit comes out of it.