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Stay Alive

Stay Alive quotes

28 total quotes

Abigail
Miller
October
Phineas
Prayer of Elizabeth
Swink


View Quote (after tapping the controller, avoiding the carriage in the game) Hell yeah.
View Quote October: Whoever said size doesn't matter never played a third-person shooter. Can I have a 42-incher? You know I like the big ones.
Hutch: Per usual, that is too much information. Oh, shit! Oh, man.
Phin: (to October) You're a whore.
View Quote Phin: Who talks like that to their brother like that anyway?
October: Somebody with an idiot for a brother.
Phin: Oh my god, you're a terrible person.
View Quote Phineus: If this genuinely is from Loomis, it must in fact be barely legal.
Hutch: (trying, about the game) Okay, we got this from Loomis. It's called Stay Alive. We don't know much about it except we're not supposed to have it.
View Quote Phineus: Miller, man, you in those tunnels again? All the doors are locked.
Miller: Well, now they're open and I'm exploring, tearin' shit up... ownin' fools.
October: Ownin' fools?
View Quote Swink: (Phineus smacks Swink's arm) Don't touch me, A-hole!
Phineus: "A-hole", Dude?
Swink: Profanity is for the feeble-minded.
Phineus: Well, I'm "effing" sorry I offended you... ****-ass. You ready for a good night, bro?
Swink: Oh, I can't stay too late, I gotta double back to see a Naughty Network glitch for the theatre pledges, Quite the neurotic level.
Phineus: Well, you can also take the skirt off and join us playing this virgin game, would you?
Swink: Virgin?
Phineus: Yes.
Swink: Shoot, I-I really shouldn't.
(Phineus points at him, trying to make Swink change his mind)
Swink: Okay, I'll figure something out.
View Quote Swink: But I just figured out how to strip one of those zombie concubines naked.
Phin: That is what I'm talking about. How do you do it?
Swink: Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.
Phin: (enters the code) Boobs.
View Quote Swink: Can Hutch come out and play?
Hutch: Swink! You scared the crap out of me!
Swink: (unfazed) Why yes. I would love to come inside. Thank you for asking.
View Quote Video Game Voice: When fear cripples you, when death's dark shadow surrounds you, drop a rose. It will help you... stay alive.
Swink: We should drop one when we meet up with a boss we can't face.
October: Yeah, the undead can't cross the twig of a wild rose.
Phineus: That is what happens when you read too much goth chick lit.
View Quote (Phin licks Swink's controller and hands it to him)
Swink: Bro...
Phin: Let's do it.
(Swink groans)
Phin: Put your hands on it.
Swink: That's disgusting.
Phin: Touch it.
View Quote (after snorting cocaine) Ooh, ****, that burns!
View Quote (Last line/final words, to the Countess) Go **** yourself.
View Quote (really upset) Somebody ran my brother down in a horse-drawn carriage. I'm gonna find whoever did it, and hurt them.
View Quote (to Hutch and Abigail) Go on, get out of here. I've got these punk-ass bitch mother****ers handled.
View Quote (To Miller) Okay, Where's the torture chamber cause I want some ass.