The Spiderwick Chronicles 2008 quotes

40 quotes · 7 characters
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Characters
Hogsqueal Seth Rogen · 6 quotes
The Grace Family 4 quotes
The Villains 3 quotes
The Spiderwick Family Lise Durocher-Viens · 2 quotes

Most scenes together: Jared Grace & Simon Grace (2), Jared Grace & Thimbletack (2)

The Spiderwick Chronicles quotes

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Do birds live in these little houses?

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh, that's genius! Who thought of that? You can stick your tongue right in it! [begins slobbering over a birdhouse]

[after seeing the dumbwaiter]

Simon, don't you wanna know where this thing goes?

Not really.

[handing his mom knives]

Steel. It cuts and burns.

Helen

Good thing we're New Yorkers.

Thimbletack, what happens if goblins get the book?

You die. I die. We all die. Bye-bye.

Mallory
[turns to Jared; voice quavering slightly]

What does he mean, "we all die"?

I think he means we all die.

Mallory Grace

You know what? I'm not acknowledging your existence until you bring my medal back.

Promise?

Well, actually, you'd have to acknowledge his existence in order to receive the medal from him.

Mallory Grace

Thanks, Spock. You're the pride of the Federation.

Red Cap

The circle is broken. The circle is broken! THE CIRCLE IS BROKEN! ATTAAAAACK!!!

Master must destroy the book!

Arthur Spiderwick

NO! No, we need to protect it! Keep it inside the circle, and safe from the ogre! I just need more time, Thimbletack. I need more time.

Tow Truck Driver
[after running over a troll]

Did I hit somebody?

Yes! Thank you!

Mulgarath
[Mulgarath turns back into his true form]

Now, give me the book!

[after Mallory hits the wall and a piece of it fall to the floor]

Great, I'll get blamed for that!

[As Jared sees Mulgarath in the form on an old man]

Don't be fooled by what you think you see. That's just what he wants.

[as the griffin is soaring far overhead]

Fly while you can, griffin! I swallowed an ogre whole. You could be next!