Jared Grace [reading the warning note on the book]
Do not dare to read this book, for if you take a fearful look, you'll barter at your life's expense, and face a deadly consequence.
Most-quoted character in The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008): in 17 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Simon Grace (2), Thimbletack (2)
What the hell?!
More lines from Jared Grace
9 quotes Jared Grace Jared Grace [seeing Thimbletack lose his temper]
And they say I've got anger issues.
Jared Grace [after Mallory hits the wall and a piece of it fall to the floor]
Great, I'll get blamed for that!
Jared Grace [seeing Mallory fighting the goblins, so he tosses the stone to her]
Here, Look through this!
Jared Grace Yes! Thank you!
Jared Grace [after saving Mallory from the goblins]
Now do you believe me?!
Jared Grace Yeah.
Jared Grace Why can't I see you?
Jared Grace [To Helen after their argument]
I hate you, and I don't want to live with you!
Scenes with Jared Grace
7 scenes Jared [after seeing the dumbwaiter]
Simon, don't you wanna know where this thing goes?
Not really.
Jared [handing his mom knives]
Steel. It cuts and burns.
Helen
Good thing we're New Yorkers.
Jared Why can't I see you?
You don't see us, now you do, but only if we want you to.
Tow Truck Driver
[after running over a troll]
Did I hit somebody?
Jared Yes! Thank you!
Jared Thimbletack, what happens if goblins get the book?
You die. I die. We all die. Bye-bye.
Mallory
[turns to Jared; voice quavering slightly]
What does he mean, "we all die"?
Jared I think he means we all die.
Mallory Grace
You know what? I'm not acknowledging your existence until you bring my medal back.
Jared Grace Promise?
Well, actually, you'd have to acknowledge his existence in order to receive the medal from him.
Mallory Grace
Thanks, Spock. You're the pride of the Federation.
Do birds live in these little houses?
Jared Yeah.
Oh, my gosh, that's genius! Who thought of that? You can stick your tongue right in it! [begins slobbering over a birdhouse]
