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Peter: Karen, what's up?
Karen: Hey Peter, how was your Spanish quiz?
Peter: I was wondering if you could help me: I'm trying to figure out who the guys were under the bridge that night, but I can only kinda remember part of the license plate-
Karen: I can run facial recognition on the footage from that encounter.
Peter: Footage?
Karen: Yes Peter, I record everything you see.
Peter: Everything?
Karen: Everything. It's called a baby monitor protocol.
Peter: Yeah, of course it is. Alright, just roll it back to last Friday.
Karen: With pleasure.
Peter: [in recording, doing impressions in his bathroom mirror] Hey, everybody, kickass party! Hey Liz, Peter's told me a lot about you...
Peter: No, no, this is just me messing around. Go later in the day.
Peter: [in recording] Verily, it is I, Thor, son of Odin! [flexes]
Peter: No, this is definitely not what you want to watch-
Karen: Your impressions are very funny.
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