Wow, they're in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening.
Karen (the Suit lady) Would you like me to engage enhanced combat mode?
Enhanced combat mode? Yeah!
Karen Activating Instant-Kill!
What?! No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody!
Karen De-activating Instant-Kill.
[Peter leaps off his vantage point, failing to swing and crashing into the ground]
What the hell just happened, what was that?
Karen [helpful]
You jumped off a sign and then landed on your face.
Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man?
Karen Who is Liz?
Who is Liz? She's the best; she's awesome. She's just a girl that goes to my school. But yeah, I really want to tell her... it's just really weird, you know? "Hey,... I'm Spider-Man."
Karen What's weird about that?
Well, what if she's expecting someone like Tony Stark? Imagine how disappointed she'd be if she sees me.
Karen Well, if I were her, I wouldn't be disappointed at all.
Aw, thanks Karen. [beat] It's really nice to have somebody to talk to.
Karen Hey Peter, how was your Spanish quiz?
I was wondering if you could help me: I'm trying to figure out who the guys were under the bridge that night, but I can only kinda remember part of the license plate-
Karen I can run facial recognition on the footage from that encounter.
Karen Yes Peter, I record everything you see.
Karen Everything. It's called a baby monitor protocol.
Yeah, of course it is. Alright, just roll it back to last Friday.
Karen With pleasure.
[in recording, doing impressions in his bathroom mirror]
Hey, everybody, kickass party! Hey Liz, Peter's told me a lot about you...
No, no, this is just me messing around. Go later in the day.
[in recording]
Verily, it is I, Thor, son of Odin! [flexes]
No, this is definitely not what you want to watch-
Karen Your impressions are very funny.
