Sig Poliakoff : The instruments are right but you're not... Jerry : Wait a minute. What's wrong with us? Sig Poliakoff : You're the wrong shape. Goodbye! Joe : What are you looking for — hunchbacks or something? Sig Poliakoff : Oh, it's not the backs that worry me... Jerry : Well, then, what is it then? Joe : Yeah! What kind of a band is this, anyway? Sig Poliakoff : You gotta be under twenty-five... Jerry : Oh, we could pass for that! Sig Poliakoff : ..you gotta be blonde... Jerry : We could dye our hair! Sig Poliakoff : ...and you gotta be girls. Jerry : We could—! Joe : No, we couldn't!

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